JESUS!! That is literally the smallest printer I’ve ever seen.
Sweet! This will be the easiest 100 bucks ever!
I DID NOT SPECIFY AS TO 100 WHAT I’S GONNA GIVE YOU. BTW, I find that Rid works da best. GOOD LUCK!
Also, looking for spell check software. Mine seems to have broked.
Hey, at least they got all the important words right, like ‘in’ and ‘out’.
Ah nuts!! We ran out of glue sticks again!!
I feel like I’m about to enter the worst pageant ever.
Oh yes, this sounds like an incredibly str8 activity. At least you can’t catch athletes foot in your mouth…can you?
Yes, because that sounds like a story worth dredging up.
I could be wrong, but your girl might be a boozer because her boyfriend likes it up the butt. Just. Sayin.
Also, unless my sexy wha?
Ok, first of all, I feel like you’re yelling at me. Cool the caps, huh?
Second…..you can cook? Ok, I will hook up with you ON THE CONDITION(see? it’s annoying) that you feed me before, during and after.
You look like a dead person?! (shudders)
I do like Pho, though(which you spelling wrong, btw). Ok, let’s get some. No head necessary. If it’s anything like you described, it probably full of maggots anyway.